My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck
Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they’re not trying to keep up with you. – Erma Bombeck
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.- Groucho Marx
Wow! You’re really fat! – - Dane Peddigrew
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. – Erich Segal
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it. – Unknown
