“The shortest distance between two points is under construction.”
Short funny quotes, Noelie Altito.
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“Honolulu – it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother.”
Short funny quotes, Ken Dodd.
“One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool”
Short funny quotes, Edgar Watson Howe.
“Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.”
Short funny quotes, Unknown.
“My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.”
Short funny quotes, Paul Getty.
