I wish I could kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime!
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Adults are just kids with money.
TGIF- Thank God I’m female.
Someday your prince will come. Mine took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Keep honking! I’m reloading!
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
Do unto others before they do unto you.
Nothing is illegal until you get caught.
Be nice to your kids, they’ll chose your nursing home.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
