As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. ~Author Unknown
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Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee. ~Author Unknown
Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. ~David Letterman
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. ~Author Unknown
Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend. ~Author Unknown
“For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.”
Johnny Carson.
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“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night.’ “
Charlie Brown.
“USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.”
David Letterman.
“Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they’re eating sandwiches.”
Jim Carrey.
“Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps.”
Emo Philips.
The cat is above all things, a dramatist.
~amusing inspirational thoughts saying by Margaret Benson
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There is just one life for each of us: our own.
~amusing thoughts by Euripides
The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell.
~sayings about amusing thoughts by Confucius
How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all colour-blind?
~quotes about Reality by Author Unknown
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
~amusing inspirational thoughts saying by Voltaire
I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That’s why I have decided to stop….to stop reading newspapers.
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Just got the result of my medical exam. Malala na raw ang sakit ko. Sabi ng doctor, I’m getting cuter everyday. But don’t worry, di raw nakakahawa. Gud am.
You asked for a candle and got the sun. You asked for a glass of water and received the ocean. You asked for a cute friend and got ME. Suwerte mo talaga.
Girl ur clever, girl ur smart, girl ur like a work of art, girl ur sexy,girl ur fine,d only thing u aint is mine!
Upon waking up, I asked God to send you an angle to keep you safe through the day. So get up now and take a bath so you won’t scare the angel away.
Those innocent eyes… Those kissable lips… A great smile… The perfect walk… Smoothest talk… Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?
