The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Somerset Maugham
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I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde
Boy, n.: a noise with dirt on it.
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I am fond of children – except boys.
Lewis Carroll
I don’t think there’s a punch-line scheduled, is there?
Vince Lombardi
When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick.
George Burns
