I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.
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Life is short but there is always time for courtesy.
~motivational team quote by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Social Aims

The marvelous rebellion of man at all signs reading Keep Off.
~saying about team by Carl Sandburg

You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
~quote about Sanity by Robin Williams

In diving to the bottom of pleasure we bring up more gravel than pearls.
~quotes on Pleasure by Honore de Balzac

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
~sayings on Helping by Betty Reese

Reality is not always probable, or likely.
~quotations on Reality by Jorge Luis Borges

We are born to inquire after truth; it belongs to a greater power to possess it. It is not, as Democritus said, hid in the bottom of the deeps, but rather elevated to an infinite height in the divine knowledge
~quotes on Birth by Michel de Montaign

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The message of Christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world
~sayings on Christmas by Author Unknown

You must have long-range goals to keep you from being frustrated by short-range failures.
~quotations on Goals by Charles C. Noble

Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, “Hi, Honey, I”m home – forever.”
~motivational saying for business by Gene Perret

Persons with weight of character carry, like planets, their atmospheres along with them in their orbits.
~saying about business by Thomas Hardy

Man was created a little lower than the angels, and has been getting lower ever since.
~quote about Humankind by Josh Billings

The aim of sadism is to transform a man into a thng, something animate into something inanimate, since by complete and absolute control the living loses one essential quality of life-freedom.
~Author : Erich Fromm Inspirational Sayings

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He who limps still walks.
~Author : Stanislaw Lec Nice Quotes

Life is made up of constant calls to action, and we seldom have time for more than hastily contrived answers.
~Author : Learned Hand Great Sayings

Values are tapes we play on the Walkman of the mind any tune we choose so long as it does not disturb others.
~Author : Johathan Sacks Meaningful Sayings

When you meet your antagonist, do everything in a mild and agreeable manner. Let your courage be as keen, but at the same time as polished, as your sword.
~Author : Richard Brinsley Sheridan Wise Quotes

Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins.
~Author : Henry Ward Beecher Motivational Sayings

The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him.
~Author : Jim Samuels Famous Quotes

Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
~Author : J Jacques Something Positive Comic 082205 Inspirational Sayings

Humanity’s survival does not depend on reducing differences to a common identity, but on learning to live creatively with differences.
~Author : Unknown Nice Quotes

It is the excitement of becoming – always becoming, trying, probing, falling, resting, and trying again- but always trying and always gaining…
~Author : Lyndon B Johnson Inaugural Adress January 20 1965 Great Sayings

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education.
~Author : John Fitzgerald Kennedy Meaningful Sayings

This is the true nature of home – it is the place of Peace the shelter, not only from injury, but from all terror, doubt and division.
~Author : John Ruskin Wise Quotes

Those who try to give us advice on matters of human rights do nothing but provoke an ironic smile among us. We will not permit anyone to interfere in our affairs.
~Author : Konstantin Chernenko Motivational Sayings

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
~Author : Thomas Huxley Famous Quotes

Observe your enemies, for they first find out your faults.
~Author : Antisthenes Inspirational Sayings

The married are those who have taken the terrible risk of intimacy and, having taken it, know life without intimacy to be impossible.
~Author : Carolyn Heilbrun Nice Quotes

We can become anything. That is why injustice is impossible here. There may be the accident of birth, there is no accident of death. Nothing forces us to remain what we were.
~Author : John Berger Great Sayings

Speech was given to the ordinary sort of men, whereby to communicate their mind but to wise men, whereby to conceal it.
~Author : Robert South Meaningful Sayings

A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.
~Author : Henry Morgan Wise Quotes

What’s the use of worrying It never was worthwhile.
~Author : George Asaf Motivational Sayings

Lord, what fools these mortals be
~Author : William Shakespeare Famous Quotes

The beauty seen is partly in him who sees it.
~Author : Christian Nestell Inspirational Sayings

I’ve been over what I’m supposed to say and I’ve got to tell you, it’s pretty persuasive stuff, but is it the whole truth It’s a slice of truth, a morsel, a fraction. It’s a piece of the pie, certainly not the whole enchilada, and now that I’ve been thinking about it, I don’t think I could tell the whole truth about anything. That’s a pretty heavy burden, because we all just view the world through this little piece of coke bottle. Is there such a thing as objective truth I wonder.
~Author : Jeff Melvoin Nice Quotes

An unstable pilot steers a leaking ship, and the blind is leading the blind straight to the pit. The ruler is like the ruled.
~Author : Saint Jerome Letter Great Sayings

There are times when I think that the ideal library is composed solely of reference books. They are like understanding friends-always ready to meet your mood, always ready to change the subject when you have had enough of this or that.
~Author : Donald J Adams Meaningful Sayings

Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.
~Author : Allan Goldfein Wise Quotes

Ignorance, the root and the stem of every evil.
~Author : Plato Motivational Sayings

Man has been endowed with reason, with the power to create, so that he can add to what he’s been given. But up to now he hasn’t been a creator, only a destroyer. Forests keep disappearing, rivers dry up, wild life’s become extinct, and the climate’s ruined and the land grows poorer and uglier every day.
~Author : Anton Pavlovich Chekhov Inspirational Sayings

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A pessimist is never disappointed.
~Author : Jack Cleary Nice Quotes

I love you the more that I believe you have liked me for my own sake and for nothing else.
~Author : John Keats Great Sayings

An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.
~Author : Elbert Hubbard Meaningful Sayings

Security is a kind of death.
~Author : Tennessee Williams Wise Quotes

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me.
~Author : Dudley Field Malone Motivational Sayings

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight.
~Author : Benjamin Franklin Famous Quotes

Elegance is refusal.
~Author : Coco Chanel Inspirational Sayings

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.
~Author : Carl W Buechner Nice Quotes

Love as Thought is Truth.
Love as Action is Right Conduct.
Love as Understanding is Peace.
Love as Feeling is Non-violence.
~Author : Bhagawan Sri Sathya Sai Baba Great Sayings

I believe that whoever tries to think things through honestly will soon recognize how unworthy and even fatal is the traditional bias against Negroes. What can the man of good will do to combat this deeply rooted prejudice? He must have the courage to set an example by words and deed, and must watch lest his children become influenced by racial bias.
~Author : Albert Einstein Meaningful Sayings

He for himself weaves woe who weaves for others woe, and evil counsel on the counselor recoils.
~Author : Hesiod Wise Quotes

A healthy family is sacred territory.
~Author : Unknown Motivational Sayings

Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness. Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to insure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the destruction of your body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen.
~Author : Roger Zelazny Famous Quotes

Three things in human life are important the first is to be kind the second is to be kind and the third is to be kind.
~Author : Henry James Inspirational Sayings

Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.
~Author : Peter Sellers Nice Quotes

Let your friends be the friends of your deliberate choice.
~Author : Author Unknown Great Sayings

Unless you believe, you will not understand.
~Author : Saint Augustine Meaningful Sayings

I have known sorrow and learned to aid the wretched.
~Author : Virgil Aeneid Wise Quotes

Good, better, best never let it rest till your good is better and your better is best.
~Author : Anon Motivational Sayings

Today’s family is built like a pyramid with all the intrafamilial rivalries, tensions, jealousies, angers, hatreds, loves and needs focused on the untrained, vulnerable, insecure, young, inexperienced and incompetent parental apex … about whose incompetence our vaunted educational system does nothing.
~Author : Lawrence Kubie Famous Quotes

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.
~Author : Clarence Thomas Inspirational Sayings

The reward for conformity was that everyone liked you except yourself.
~Author : Rita Mae Brown Venus Envy Nice Quotes

Dream is not a revelation. If a dream affords the dreamer some light on himself, it is not the person with closed eyes who makes the discovery but the person with open eyes lucid enough to fit thoughts together. Dream- a scintillating mirage surrounded by shadows- is essentially poetry.
~Author : Jesse Louis Jackson Great Sayings

The will to be stupid is a very powerful force, but there are always alternatives.
~Author : Lois McMaster Bujold Brothers in Arms Meaningful Sayings

He conquers who endures.
~Author : Persius Wise Quotes

Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you tear it in two. The value of one half depends upon the other.
~Author : Joe Moore Motivational Sayings

It matters not how tall you are, but how straight you grow.
~Author : Kelly Marshall Inspirational Sayings

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There are many victories worse than a defeat.
~Author : George Eliot Nice Quotes

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper.
~Author : Robert Frost Great Sayings

Women want medicore men. and men are working hard to become as medicore as possible.
~Author : Margaret Mead Meaningful Sayings

Our lives are like the course of the sun. At the darkest moment there is promise of daylight.
~Author : The London Times Wise Quotes

A country which proposes to make use of modern war as an instrument of policy must possess a highly centralized, all-powerful executive, hence the absurdity of talking about the defense of democracy by force of arms. A democracy which makes or effectively prepares for modern scientific war must necessarily cease to be democratic.
~Author : Aldous Huxley Motivational Sayings

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember.
~Author : Lucius Annaeus Seneca Famous Quotes

Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.
~Author : Russell Baker Inspirational Sayings

I like bubbles and the whole thing. That’s the fun of taking a bath. (on his new Magic’s Elixir Bubble Bath)
~Author : Earvin Johnson Nice Quotes

Brave men are all vertebrates they have their softness on the surface and their toughness in the middle.
~Author : Gilbert Keith Chesterton Great Sayings

You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh – it’s as simple as that.
~Author : Jay Leno Meaningful Sayings

Cease, every joy, to glimmer on my mind, But leave—oh leave the light of Hope behind.
~Author : Thomas Campbell Wise Quotes

They talk about their Pilgrim blood, Their birthright high and holy A mountain-stream that ends in mud Methinks is melancholy.
~Author : James Russell Lowell Motivational Sayings

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I’ll waste no time reading it.
~Author : Moses Hadas Famous Quotes

A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbors.
~Author : William Ralph Inge Inspirational Sayings

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
~Author : Timothy Leary Nice Quotes

What we call happiness in the strictest sense comes from the (preferably sudden) satisfaction of needs which have been dammed up to a high degree.
~Author : Bernard le Bovier de Fontenelle Great Sayings

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what your country did to you.
~Author : KMFDM from Dogma Meaningful Sayings

Life is everywhere. The earth is throbbing with it, it’s like music. The plants, the creatures, the ones we see, the ones we don’t see, it’s like one, big, pulsating symphony.
~Author : Andrew Schneider Wise Quotes

Everything can be taken from a man but the last of human freedoms, the right to choose one’s attitude in any given set of circumstances–the right to choose one’s own way.
~Author : Dr Viktor E Frankl Motivational Sayings

The longer one lives, the more one realizes that nothing is a dish for every day.
~Author : Norman Douglas Famous Quotes

In whatever one does, there must be a relationship between the eye and the heart. With the eye that is closed, one looks within, with the eye that is open, one looks without.
~Author : Henri CartierBresson Inspirational Sayings

There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
~Author : Publilius Syrus Nice Quotes

Both read the same Bible, and pray to the same God; and each invokes his aid against the other…. The prayers of both could not be answered–that of neither has been answered fully.
~Author : Abraham Lincoln Great Sayings

War is the biggest ego trip of all time.
~Author : Molly Wiest Meaningful Sayings

The people of the United States, perhaps more than any other nation in history, love to abase themselves and proclaim their unworthiness, and seem to find refreshment in doing so… That is a dark frivolity, but still frivolity.
~Author : Robertson Davies Wise Quotes

The written word can be erased – not so with the spoken word.
~Author : Author Unknown Motivational Sayings

You know the speed of light, so what’s the speed of dark?

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Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

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I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves. ~Author Unknown

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. ~Andy Rooney

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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That’s almost $7.00 in dog money. ~Joe Weinstein

I always like a dog so long as he isn’t spelled backward. ~G.K. Chesterton

I don’t have a solution but I admire the problem.

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My ambition is to live forever – so far, so good!

Don’t follow in my footsteps, because I run into a lot of walls.

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.

Don’t talk about yourself so much… we’ll do that when you leave.

If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

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I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde

Boy, n.:  a noise with dirt on it.

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I am fond of children – except boys.

Lewis Carroll

I don’t think there’s a punch-line scheduled, is there?
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When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee.  ~Author Unknown

Way too much coffee.  But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.  ~David Letterman

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.  ~Author Unknown

Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.  ~Author Unknown